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Alec Baldwin:
Alec Baldwin
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Information:
Name: Alec Baldwin
Born: 1958-04-03
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
The Big Show (2001), Larry King Live (2007), Livin It: Unusual Suspects (2005), Corazón de... (2005), The Rosie O'Donnell Show (1999)
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Jason Statham:
Jason Statham Nude
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Information:
Name: Jason Statham
Born: 1972-09-12
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Chaos (2005), In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007), Late Night with Conan O'Brien (2002), Making of 'The Bank Job' (2008), Inside the Bank Job (2008)
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What do you call an
elephant that lies
across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
BlathaonGorrieax
Why is the cook worried
about catching his
runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
JocelinaConnlaothkS
Did you hear about the hillbilly who
asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted
to
start a dark room.
BaethanRenfridls
Q. "Why do the commodes in
Marine
barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the seat falls while
they're drinking, it won't smack
them in the back of the head"
BayardeLughaidhQZ
Have you got the address of the butter
website?
Yes, but don't spread it around.
BayrdAddamskQ
"Honey," said Mrs.
Beldon to her
husband,
"Lester's teacher says he ought to have an encyclopedia."
"Encyclopedia, my eye!" exclaimed Beldon.
"Let him walk to
school like I did."
LaidlyMacCallumuf
Q: How many Waiters does it
take to change
a light bulb?
A: None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a
waiters eye
CamilleSeanlaochQG
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her
cat a bath?
A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her
tongue.
GiollabuidheEliazarNI
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
mouse? - A: Catch.
BarronAckleysK
Q:
Did you hear about the Polak who married
an Amish woman?
A: He drove her buggy.
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